Jay Scott

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"A sentence is equivalent to the assertion that it is disprovable-if-provable if and only if it is equivalent to the assertion that arithmetic is inconsistent if the inconsistency of arithmetic is provable."
-- George Boolos (old quotes)

I work at The Math Forum, which is part of Drexel University in Philadelphia.

self portrait, January 2000 ME

my big stuff

The Daily Whale Serious satire for thinking beings, made fresh daily.

Poems My collected poems.

Machine Learning in Games A resource for artificial intelligence researchers and intrepid game programmers.

my little stuff

Ouxu A fun artificial language of my design.

Lojban A sophisticated artificial language (designed by many).

infrared photographs Five IR photos. Maybe someday I'll get around to showing off my ordinary pictures too.

SWAPA Extracts SWAPA is a place I write stuff. Here are many pages of stuff I've written on many random topics. Last updated 16 January 2012

Authorial Intent A poetry-writing program unlike any other.

Markybot Will extraterrestrial life be proved to exist? Nobody knows, but the Foresight Exchange "idea futures" market has some insight. I wrote Markybot, an autonomous FX trading robot, which competes against human traders for profits. Its trading model is out of date, and lately it has been slowly losing money.

silly terms of service Terms of service agreements are often silly. I've collected a few examples.

Jay Scott <jay@satirist.org>
Terms of Service
this page updated 22 January 2012