Index of Rhythms

I don’t distinguish here between “rising” and “falling” meters; in other words, I count iambs and trochees as the same, and anapests and dactyls as the same. So the traditional English meters are simply two-syllable and three-syllable meters.

Most of my poems are in two-syllable meters, which of course dominate all English metrical poetry. Rhythms which loosely mix two- and three-syllable feet are under “mixed” (“logaoedic” is not exactly the right word). Rhythms which are organized at a level larger than the metrical foot are under “sculpted” or are associated with stanza types. I haven’t tried to break out dipodic rhythms that alternate primary and secondary stresses, but if you listen closely you’ll find they exist too.

All poems under “free” are parodies.

accentual Beauty Down the Tubes Gizzard Homeland Security Advisory System How to Be a Poet free Arc of the Ankle In the Best Modern Way Ninety-Nine Years of Ogden Nash Ogden Nash Pedestrian Elegy Salutation to a Previous Generation Weekly World News mixed Capitol Fever Eating Song General Advice to Miscreants The One Count Oompa Loompa Land Located in North Korea Sapphic stanza New Formalists Sapphic-derived stanza Red-Winged Blackbirds sculpted The End of History Instructions from the Clan Chief Layers Seahorse Rocking Chair Speak Now Symmetry Tsiolkovsky Outbound syllabic Exploding Haiku Haiku Haiku zilcrino three-syllable The Bailiwick’s Barnacle Bake The Flying Dugong The No Yes Song On the Tower The Placing of Blame President Double-You Susan Lynn Elliott What Really Makes the World Go Around two-syllable 1463.5 Advice to Participants in the Illegal Surveillance Programs Afflatus Alexander Pope Examines the RIP Bill Ask Not For Whom the Thunder Rolls The Ballad of Frightening Small Children, Or, Better Loud Noises in the Night than Secret Police Barbary Be Not the First Beauty has Teeth Before a Fall Building Jerusalem Where it Is Now Cake Catherine Civil Debate Climb Parnassus The Closest Full Moon Since The Last Time This Happened The Correct Way to Double the Toil and Trouble Creation Myth Cupertino Death, Be Not Sad Dream: The Roads of Colossi Earth End in Trash Fatherland Friday Evenings How You Feel When You’re Middling Good I Love U-235 I Write the Ads Immortal Remains Jesus Dance Laser Corneal Ablation Launch the Fireworks! Literature Trivia Loved and Lost Mad Song Metaphysical Poets Summarized Metazoans are Heterotrophic Mostly Works Mutation and Recombination Myanmar Shave Near-Waking Experience Net Work New Formalist Manifesto, First Draft New Formalist Manifesto, Second Draft A Note to Artificial Language Designers Obstruction of Justice Oulipo in Summary The Poetry ABC Song Proposed New Air Force Motto Religion and Science Republican Romanticism Summarized Saint Valentine Santa's Sleigh Ride at 1000 km/s The Serbian Ethnic Cleansing Song The Sink Is Full The Sunset That Big a Star There Are Different Ways of Looking at Things Tunisia Revolution Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star U.N. Resolution Walk Off A Water Drop We Were Children What They Do to Food Before Taking its Picture Who Can Know? Why Oh Why Don’t People Still Write This Way? A Word to Matthew Arnold xuncutspi You Only Think You’re Confused