| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1998 : 24 April 1998 |
Hey kids! Are your parents keeping you in the dark about sex and other vital stuff? Of course they don't want you to grow up all ignorant, so they have a plan to let you in on it when you're old enough.
Ha ha! Pretty funny, huh? Here's another one: Your parents probably grew up in less conservative times than now.
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