| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1998 : 29 May 1998 |
A scientific study discovered that grasslands which are mowed maintain more plant species.
Science is the closest thing we have to truth, so we'd better do what it says. To save valuable biodiversity we'll cut the wild prairies, and to keep the weeds down you should let your lawn grow wild.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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