| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 17 April 1999 |
What do you think of the Balkans war?
A. The what? Is something going on?
B. I don't hold with killing and destruction. I'm against
all eight sides.
C. It's a Jim Dandy of a Fahrvergnügen foofaraw,
the mother of all bagatelles. Where do I sign up?
D. The whole region is a stewpot of trouble, and they don't even have
oil. Let's nuke 'em back to the stone age.
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