the Daily Whale - archive 2000

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000


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The year 2000 was unique in being just another year. We will never see its like again.



January February March
1 new millennium popularity proverbs surveillance
2 Y2K-OK contradictory proverbs negativism
3 one bug in 2000 opaque proverbs Amadou Diallo lesson
4 software reliability economic expansion quiz Pinochet
5 party like it's 1999 while you diet Pinochet's friends
6 Night Flight E-Tailing history textbooks trying Pinochet
7 Kitty Kelley Joerg Haider hectic
8 No-Day Day sympathetic government incompetence
9 flash memory Haider take 2 zoology
10 thank you note Haider's irony onion ducky election season
11 Chechnya: war of lies trilogy future
12 Chechnya: lose-lose NEAR to Eros past
13 AOL merger lonely and unloved present
14 life is a movie stupendous love Milky Way
15 drugs are a TV show loved and lost marches of Haider
16 memoir denial of service artist and critic
17 counting from zero denial of service 2 Irish potatoes
18 bureaucratic language denial of service 3 misunderstand
19 Ed Yourdon apiary China vs Taiwan
20 depression Rampart enemies Pascal's Wager
21 mania rule of Rampart everything else
22 philanthropist Rampart oversight historic preservation
23 prospective relationship be a cynic real life
24 ETA terrorism be an optimist metaphor mixmaster
25 single function pun left blank
26 Earth Echelon not left blank
27 outer space spamming Echelon sun of love
28 super-genius friendly Echelon raising the bar
29 cliches Echelon support productive
30 merger mania dysentery
31 technological spin cycle answering prayers
April May June
1 my mission fight files idiocy
2 cynical writers vaporware love quiz
3 birefringence panic haute couture
4 intelligence video games entrepreneur
5 Obuchi haiku active television epistemologists
6 prediction quiz love bug fail worst
7 substance abuse crying end of the world
8 cumin is Sumerian blue-green algae all else
9 wanna trade? centrifugal meeting knowledge isn't power
10 heart castles core irony trust Microsoft
11 service pledge burning bourbon duty
12 build character realism President al-Assad
13 learn by doing clean quiz Fiji versus Syria
14 slogan quiz what goes down eyeball monetization
15 controversial Sierra Leone deface web sites
16 legacies Sierra Leone 2 without you
17 IRS help line proselytized Hall of Fame
18 section 1250 gain destiny upkeep
19 more section 1250 RIP Bill personality test
20 lousy t-shirt Prince these teeth
21 placebo job not weird plastic candidates
22 failure revolutionary commercial candidates
23 degrees of love typo disclaimer psychic hotline
24 Elian proverbs Zalambessa geek life cycle
25 great art lots to do being myself
26 included extremes arrogance stupid people
27 coward honesty remain silent
28 entrapment decision support remain silent 2
29 National Poetry Month your contract standards
30 One Microsoft your contract 2 open source
31 your contract 3
July August September
1 eat chocolate feelings of learning financially minded
2 sizes of death peace of mind still be enemies
3 no jokes today privacy policy extended lifespan
4 advice spice of life extended lifespan 2
5 Epimenides choose for yourself extended lifespan 3
6 Mexican election invincible ink tacks vs. tax
7 corporate control honed possibility
8 corporate hazard Earth's backyard realism
9 corporate praise convince myself happy quiz
10 corporate focus breakup quiz happy realism
11 separate bathrooms keep going quiz living creativity
12 SDMI get started quiz buying happiness
13 opinions raison d'etre scripted entertainment
14 logo tattoo needed advice scripted RATS
15 in love quiz get on with life subliminal
16 movie trailer political convention used to life
17 computer essay grading web normal state
18 undocumented features love everything Chirac trade
19 crackpot philosopher intimidation dishwasher
20 ink advice total loser stages of morning
21 urgent task the Kursk judgment
22 vegetarian Kursk news won't remember
23 medium build character ugly and beautiful
24 can't learn from slings and arrows parmesan cheese
25 debugging Mitsubishi quality complete confidence
26 fix it in Photoshop exception intelligence test
27 love and joy I'm a failure fair elections
28 crazy game action to be misunderstood iron brain
29 fast-paced work book garden program documentation
30 not different privacy policy second-best things
31 ease of use crash program
October November December
1 always correct decor quiz easy question quiz
2 skill meat sauce very different
3 daily mistake hot peppers the incomprehensible
4 ultimate protection shy: fault love forever
5 good guys vs. bad guys self-esteem infinite blunders
6 restraint campaign slogans virtual reality
7 customer service election day revolutionary slogans
8 Turing Test wallet evil deed
9 mistaken marriage equal election kinds of people
10 blow up quiz interesting Diogenes 1
11 free love last action Diogenes 2
12 slow news day who can know? never refrain
13 sedate measures mortal enemies do unto others
14 in case of emergency kings and experimenters perfectionism
15 in case of emergency 2 forgetting Excalibur
16 just be friends attribution of quotes epidemiology
17 shy: silence election in court fact and opinion
18 growing older branches of government fusing ideas
19 intelligence do not live forever acute shyness
20 stole my credibility prepared mind chronic shyness
21 more Weekly World News ignorance ambiguous ambiguity
22 requiting child's play meant meaning
23 minor obscurantist premonition only flaw
24 backstory watch children glowing potato
25 best policy give out mush-brain moron
26 growth hormone election war reverse dynamo
27 imperfect the one count stop forgetting
28 leader in security perfection remembered shadow
29 equal security any more than you do cure for life
30 last word good for a laugh millennium quiz
31 time travel abandon hopelessness
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