| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 23 January 2000 |
Sack Race
According to some miserable loners, the more serious you are about a prospective relationship, the more slowly you should move on it. If you don't care a bit, why not go ahead and jump in the sack? And if you're hopelessly obsessed, then in the long run conversational paralysis can only help. In the upcoming 17-part series, I'll explain in living color precisely how to engineer the delicate interpersonal trade off between klutzy come-ons and perpetual small-talk.
Just kidding! Ha ha! If you don't have native social skills, you're roadkill!
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