| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 25 January 2000 |
Archeologists surmise that the primitive device may have been a fax-copier-scanner-printer-coffee maker without the faxing, copying, scanning, and printing functions. "The ancients were adept at surviving with limited capabilities," explained digger-sifter-spokesperson Carmina Burana-Edison-Gibbons. "Though personally, I can't imagine how."
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