| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 26 February 2000 |
"We are shocked, shocked at the allegations of U.S. industrial espionage," said French legislator Rene Galy-Dejean, speaking in English for reporters. "The gang of English-speaking slubberdegullions is flagrantly infringing on a traditional European monopoly, and we're not going to take it lying down. French national technical means allow us to disclose new information about Bill Clinton's infidelities. Take that, U.S.A!"
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