| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 10 March 2000 |
Does it look like a duck? Does it walk like a duck? Does it quack like a duck? Then it's probably a presidential candidate. Yet however daffy the president hunting season, with the Donald and all, I believe Americans should flap with pride over our full-fledged democratic tradition. We don't have Haider or (Darkwing forbid) Zhirinovsky, plus it's full of air and if you squeeze it, it squeaks.
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