| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 6 November 2000 |
Mighty herds of campaign slogans once stampeded across the vast American election season. Today, this majestic species is in danger of extinction. Even Clinton's "It's the techno-bio-astrogeophysico-socioeconomic system, stupid!" wasn't an official slogan. Zoo breeding may be the last hope. Examine these hybrid specimens:
- Tip a canoe and change horses in midstream too.
- Perspicacity is just around the corner.
- Three cars in every garage! No, six! And two children in every pot! I mean,
pot for every chicken!
- I'm bored as hell and I won't take it any more. Hand me the remote.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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