| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2001 : 25 March 2001 |
Who do you trust?
A. Anyone who has never stowed away in an airplane wheel well.
B. My mom, but only if she's having a nice day.
C. Only those I've mathematically proven to be truthful.
D. Richard Nixon. He's dead.
copyright 2001, 2003 Jay J.P. Scott
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