| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2001 : 2 May 2001 |
How do you feel about your personal appearance?
A. Helen of Troy, move over. Stand aside, Adonis.
B. I don't get any complaints. At least not in person.
C. I need to be more accepting of physical deformity.
D. I don't know. Mirrors crack in my presence.
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