| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2001 : 14 June 2001 |
Who do you believe?
A. I can never decide who to vote for. They all seem so sincere!
B. Oh, my friends, strangers in the street--anybody but family.
C. The space aliens told me there are no space aliens. They're the only
ones I believe, and they don't exist, so I believe no one.
D. Is that a real question? I'm calling my lawyer.
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