| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2001 : 19 July 2001 |
What would you say if you had created the world?
A. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
B. I'll decide after Gabriel sets off the Last Car Alarm.
C. It's my favorite, so far.
D. You must worship no other television personality before me.
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