| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2001 : 7 September 2001 |
Lately, globalization protests have been turning violent, a problem that can be solved only by the adoption of a new slogan. What should the slogan be?
A. Think globally, act crazy.
B. We are neither right nor left behind.
C. Break only what's broken, stuff only what's stuffed.
D. Eco-topics for the ectopic ecotopia.
copyright 2001, 2003 Jay J.P. Scott
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