| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2001 : 28 December 2001 |
Are you totally in control, or is your lifestyle kind of, like, sloppy?
A. When I become omniscient, you'll be the second to know.
B. I'm warning you! No traipsing!
C. I worry that "coniferous" sounds like "carnivorous".
D. Swarming snow-frogs devoured my flying saucer collection!
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