| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2002 : 25 April 2002 |
Of All Sad Words
What do you want to say to the people of France?
A. By world standards, you have nothing to be ashamed of.
Austria had Joerg Haider, the U.S. had Ross Perot, and even
Yugoslavia had Milosevic.
B. How could you fail to elect someone who's so plainly
the epitome of self-centered French culture?
C. Le Pen is mightier than the bored.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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