| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2002 : 4 June 2002 |
How do you feel about the great outdoors?
A. "Outdoors?" Does that mean outside my tent?
B. I can take it or leave it, which is good because when I don't
leave it I have to take it.
C. The outdoors is fine in its place, but it has too much weather.
D. I only leave my coffin at night.
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