| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2002 : 21 June 2002 |
Do you keep your yard neat?
A. Want to shoot some pool on it?
B. I can't decide, weed killer and fertilizer or green paint?
C. Greedy oil companies would pay good money to destroy this
bastion of wilderness.
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