| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2002 : 9 September 2002 |
What are your plans for the future?
A. There is no future. The present lasts forever.
B. There is no future. Pollution and global warming are the end.
C. There is no future. The heat death of the universe is the end.
D. There is no future. The school year has started.
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