| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2006 : 25 March 2006 |
The world could be a better place, even if we don't all work together. First, everyone who believes in alien abduction should be given a radio collar, so the aliens can find them. Second, everyone who believes in spontaneous human combustion should demonstrate it. Remember, good fences make good kindling.
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