| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2007 : 3 January 2007 |
Disagreements Here and There
director: Lights! Camera! Unction!
Bush: Today I bring before the world the new Bush Iraq plan,
which will lay a fresh cornerstone of democracy in an old corner of
the world.
gaffer: That will never work.
director: [whispering] I think for this piece we need a bit
less ad-libbing.
Bush: Based on the advice of thousands, all of whom I ordered
to agree with me, this plan is the result of entire minutes of
profound consultations, as well as my own penetrating incitement.
continuity supervisor: That will never work.
director: [giving up] Darkness! Comrades! Factions!
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