20 March 2007 - ring of ringtones

Needs Wringing Out

I fell into a burning ring of ringtones.
The spam went on, on, on,
And it felt like ringworm.
They'll never learn, learn, learn,
The ring of ringleaders,
The ring of wring-necks.

give me a clue so sweet and true

the Daily Whale copyright 2007 Jay J.P. Scott <jay@satirist.org>