Visitors to this website are required to adhere to these legally binding Terms of Service, or to suffer the consequences.
1. Acceptance. Your use of the website constitutes your acceptance of these Terms of Service.
2. Fun. Have fun.
3. Violations. If at any time you stand in violation of these Terms of Service, then you are penalized by not having fun.
4. Other conditions. You must conform with the laws of the physical universe, which are incorporated herein by reference.
5. Amendments. I may change these Terms of Service from time to time however I like, and good luck if you hope to notice.
6. Limitation of Liability. TO THE EXTENT NOT PROHIBITED BY LAW, I AM PERFECT, YOU ARE NOTHING, ALL MISTAKES ARE YOUR FAULT, AND YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT WHOEVER WRITES THE TERMS OF SERVICE IS A DEMIGOD IF NOT SOMETHING EVEN MORE MAGNIFICENT. CORPORATIONS HAVE ALWAYS UNDERSTOOD BUT NOW I, I TOO SOAR ABOVE WORLDLY CONCERNS AND STAKE EMPTY CLAIM TO WHATEVER I WANT! BWAHAHAHA!
Jay Scott <jay@satirist.org>
29 November 2011
Last updated 4 February 2016, because you made a typo (see Point 6). Next time be more careful.