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< yesterday 9 October 2025 UTC
Times have changed, and slow-thinking politicians must change with them. One thing a president can't afford is presidential timber. The ship of state will get shipworms.

clue:

It's a two-party system, and both parties are unpopular. The parties are slow to adapt.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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