23 November 2005 - writing a novel 2

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How to Write a Novel, Lesson Two

Character and plot are the two legs on which the platform of the modern novel wobbles. As every security-conscious government leader knows, the character is far more important than any plot in which it is engaged; as a novelist, your first goal should be to identify your characters from a standard database. This is best accomplished through dialog:

Falstaff: To be no counterfeit, but the true and perfect image of life indeed—the better part of valour is discretion.
Punch: That’s the way to do it!

clue:

I have extracted a piece of Falstaff’s famous speech from Henry IV, Part 1 and changed the punctuation. If that happens to also change the meaning, well, most people aren’t too clear on Shakespeare in the first place, right?

take oh take this clue away

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