| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2006 : 23 January 2006 |
Advantages of 21st Century Life
1. You can't be found. Write a computer virus, and the
chances of being caught are negligible.
2. You can't get lost. Even if your GPS breaks down on
a featureless tundra, draw "SOS" in the snow and NSA
satellite photo interpreters will note your exact
coordinates in their secret files.
3. No need to hide your hearing aid; just run a white
cord down from it.
copyright 2006 Jay J.P. Scott
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