You know what we use for crowd control down here in Ferguson, Missouri? Look at this beauty, a 50-cal. machine gun! It’ll shoot right through a brick building, great for urban renewal. If they used this in Kiev, why, Yanukovych would still rule the ruins today. Just seeing this will make people mad, I sure hope they’re mad enough that I get the OK.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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