1 September 2014 - predict world events

announcer: The barometer is falling!
Weird: I can predict world events.
Smart: You could hardly do worse than everybody else, lately.
announcer: It’s falling... it hits the ground!
Weird: The next surprise is going to be—is going to be—
Smart: Have you really taken everything into account?
announcer: A rain of mercury in a storm of broken glass!
Weird: Oops, I forgot about Amnesia Appreciation Day.
Smart: Don’t worry, they forgot to put it on the calendar.
announcer: Ooh, it’s gonna cost to clean that up.