A. Now is boring. Once you invent psychohistory, all that’s left
is to determine the boundary conditions.
B. Now is dangerous. Records clearly show that you may be caught
and taken to a top-secret government lab.
C. Only a few crazies ever time travel, and they’re losers who
can’t keep up with the latest cat videos.
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