21 April 2015 - Rorschach test

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When you take a Rorschach inkblot test, the examiner may tell you that there are no right or wrong answers. If you are curious whether that’s true, answer like this:

Card 1. Oh, that aircraft will never fly. You can tell from the gray color that it’s a stealth plane, but the design is obviously fictional.
Card 2. That’s, uh, I, uh, I don’t know what that is. I’m sure it’s just some, uh, some random image.
Card 3. I—I can’t tell you, it’s secret. I refuse to answer on grounds of national security.
Card 4. Now look here, how did you get these images? I won’t continue. No more answers until you show me your security clearance!

clue:

There are 10 standard Rorschach cards, available online and always presented in the same order, so cheating on the test has become easy.

take oh take this clue away

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