Card 1. Oh, that aircraft will never fly. You can tell from the gray
color that it’s a stealth plane, but the design is obviously fictional.
Card 2. That’s, uh, I, uh, I don’t know what that is. I’m sure it’s
just some, uh, some random image.
Card 3. I—I can’t tell you, it’s secret. I refuse to answer on grounds
of national security.
Card 4. Now look here, how did you get these images? I won’t continue.
No more answers until you show me your security clearance!
the Daily Whale
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