Lesson 1: Don’t bring reason to an emotion fight,
fly: You have never loved me.
spider: I have always loved you.
fly: Get away! I don’t want to see you again!
but fight firearms with firearms.
fly: You have never loved me.
spider: You’re so hot when you say that.
fly: Oh, darling!
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