7 June 2015 - emotion wins 5

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We can solve climate change. Just switch the message. Burning fuel not only puts carbon in the air, it uses up oxygen. Measured oxygen levels are falling, and if it keeps up we won’t be able to breathe. Never mind that the planet will be an uninhabitable hell long before then, people have trouble following that part. Just one simple number, here’s how much oxygen we used up today. Don’t you want your children to breathe?

clue:

Carbon dioxide is measured in parts per million, and oxygen in percent.

take oh take this clue away

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