25 November 2015 - ideology 1

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Defeating Terrorism

Yo, Planetary Defense speaking. Listen up, ‘cause we ain’t saving your sorry little brain stems this time, the ones somebody knotted with their tongue. You know the word “ideology”? Means a system of ideas. You kinda downgraded yours and now some twiddlewits are going along with the party tricks are like more coherent or something. So is this like smugness or what? ‘Cause the basics is the basics!

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