9 December 2015 - old and cantankerous

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Stereotype Explained

Old people are cantankerous because power increases with social status. When you start to get frail, your social status crashes, and you’re at risk of having decisions made for you as if you were a small child. When I am King of the World, I will bring about harmony by control of the social status system. Those caught with illegal respect will be institutionalized until they recover.

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