11 December 2015 - speech styles

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The speech you are about to hear is true. Only the opinions have been changed to fit whatever you happen to be worrying about today.
β€” issue based

The speech you are about to hear is true, false, who cares? It’s all about impressions.
β€” emotion based

The speech you are about to hear is true. Only the facts have been changed.
β€” Republican

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