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< yesterday 20 July 2026 UTC

Stow the sneer behind your ear.
Play for all the gold to come.
Be the name you call yourself
For another easy run.
Snow the people buying bread.
Hah, they know to follow you.
Teach the party to play dead.
And then it's time to go go go and
Stow the sneer....

clue:

Parody of the do-re-mi song, except that it makes sense.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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