the Daily Whale - 15 September 1992

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When the gas gauge reads empty, do you analyze its workings, tap on the side of the gas tank, peer into it through a borescope, weigh the car while accounting for everything in it, run control experiments on identical cars, and write up your findings for a peer-reviewed journal?

If you were a scientist, you would. You’d care about being right.

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