the Daily Whale - 8 January 1993

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Television is going to start going digital later this decade. Sound and picture will be much improved, and snow will never again be seen.

Radio is not going digital, so it will die out. Music will be shown on TV, picture optional. The music business will dry up, as people tape the high-quality sound from TV. Concerts and plays will be obsolete, and the whole entertainment industry will collapse into television.

You heard it here first.

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