“As God’s ambassador, I regret to have to inform you, that since you have
declared war on God, He has declared war on you and the United States! Guess
who is going to win?” — Max W. Lynch, pastor of the fundamentalist New
Covenant Church
I hope your bomb shelter is still stocked. Keep a white flag handy.
copyright 1993, 2023 Jay J.P. Scott
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