the Daily Whale - 27 September 1993
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I hereby claim these, the Spratly Islands, in the name of the Daily Whale.
clue:
The last time I checked, the Spratly Islands were already claimed by,
in alphabetical order,
Brunei, China, Malaysia, the Philippines, Taiwan, and Vietnam.
take oh take this clue away
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