the Daily Whale - 24 January 1994

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“Your home was wrecked in the earthquake and you need a place to live immediately and you’re not getting paid because your company is still closed and you have no idea what to do? Please fill out this application and we’ll get back to you someday.” — Federal Emergency Management Agency

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