21 May 1998 - ABL: covert action
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“Any suggestion of U.S. military involvement is preposterous.
The Airborne Laser aircraft could not conceivably
have caused this senseless tragedy.
That weapon only shoots upward.”
— a government spin doctor after Muammar Qaddafi’s house is
mysteriously destroyed
clue:
Not to worry. Lordling Qaddafi has all the houses he wants, and I’m
sure he’s paranoid enough not to use the same one every night.
give me a clue so sweet and true
copyright 1998, 2024 Jay J.P. Scott
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