25 June 1998 - intracranial detonation

I am saddened to report that some of my more sensitive readers suffered acute intracranial detonation after penetrating the final secrets of yesterday’s Whale.

If you’re among those whose heads exploded, please accept my sincerest apologies. I can’t afford to lose readers like that. I promise not to inconvenience you again; I’ll have to go after somebody else.