17 July 1998 - nuclear etiquette

Kidz! The Bomb is back! Terrorists or dictators could vaporize your home town, and guess what—you probably don’t know what to say about it!

So check out the Daily Whale’s Nuclear Etiquette Guide. Just like in the Cold War, we’ll explain stuff like

- how to announce that everybody’s about to die
- eleventh-hour jokes: cute or uncool?
- negotiating for that last gallon of uncontaminated water