22 July 1998 - touchy-feely quiz

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

How much human contact do you prefer?

A. I need frequent hugs or I get the shivers.
B. I’ll shake hands with strangers who look relatively safe.
C. Friends may gaze on my benevolent countenance.
D. I’d be happier if I were a basilisk.

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