15 February 1999 - blue jeans

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1999 : 15 February 1999

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Blue jeans. Tough. Respected for generations. Now with a new protective feature.

Prevent rape. Wear jeans in Italy.

clue:

A judge in Italy’s highest appeals court ruled that it is impossible to rape a woman wearing jeans.

take oh take this clue away

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