16 March 1999 - half guilty

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This court rules that the intent of the legislature was to reach an acceptable political compromise by avoiding any concrete definition of the offense. The defendant is therefore found half-guilty. The right half is sentenced to thirty days in prison. The left or liberal half is free to go.

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