28 May 1999 - Answer Bot

You’re in trouble? Who is not! Ask the Instant Answer Bot! On the double, on the dot, every answer hits the spot. What seems to be the difficulty? You say your planet’s legally constituted governing authorities all too often teeter kerplunk into the tar pit of political deadlock? Or worse? My answer: No problem! Future paleontologists will have a field day. Ah, but you want to live there, now that is a problem. Let me see, what’s the key? Absolute stability! My answer: Your leaders can’t handle challenges, so don’t give them any. Humans are happier anyway in a predictable world. Five cents, please.